Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Holy Fucktard

You know that glove, look back, the white one? Well I just tore it the fuck up. My tongue went in her mouth. There are some that say David conquered Goliath I just say he pussied out. I feel like that version of David right now. What a fucking cunt (language warning).

You moron, can you now accept that your competitiveness is ruining your life? Probably not I'll be fine in the morning, I'll be fine cause I'm an amoral wanker.

SUCK IT YOU FUCKING CUNT!

If you have no idea what I'm talking about right now you should be used to it, it does make sense but only to me because I'm the twat who writes it. All my shit is fantastical, like tripping on shrooms, oh fuck mmmmmm.

Like candy in the morning when coming down from a coke high,

Baby I feel like I'm wrestling with Peter and Adam on the mountain, I'm an eagle, now I'm a little child. You can't touch me you cunt, come on touch me.

I have no heart, it's solid. If any of you feel you are liking me, stop. I'm a prick, far from that actually. God you cunt, wanker, tit, prick (oh look at that punctuation, even when I'm being rude, outstanding) of a bastard you (I haven't used that one yet!).

I'm horrible, run whilst you can.

1 comment:

  1. This is my green light, for a drunken ramble it's fantastic in my eyes.

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