Did you really think you were going to get rid of me that easily? Come on. I love the sight of my own writing too much.
Christ alive I feel good. I feel like I've been reborn, maybe I even believe in God now... ha!
It's quite exhilarating dying on the internet. I think i should do it more often. If you're confused about what I'm talking about look down and read that long ass shit, that in my opinion is simply beautiful.
Right so a girl walks into a bar, she has one shoe on and is crying. She lost the other shoe.
Two trains are moving on the same track. One is going north, the other is going south. They have no breaks and yet they never collide.
Three men are sitting around a camp fire, one tells a joke, no one laughs but one is very offended. The one who was offended killed the one who told the joke. The one who told the joke killed the one who didn't laugh. And the one who didn't laugh killed the one who got offended because he took it too seriously and it was just a joke.
A family of five are hiding from some murderers. The mother holds her baby to her chest as it cries loudly. Her son and daughter are panicking that they may be found and her husband has passed out. The woman stands up and runs away with her baby leaving her family behind.
Eight children are in day care. Nine couples come into the room, each takes their child and goes. One remains.
On the thirteenth of January, nothing happened that was relatively significant to our lives.
Twenty one.
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