Run, run fast. Run fast or you'll never get there. Now get low, that's right real low. Lower. Even lower. Perfect. Keep up that speed, even faster if possible. Now as you close in shift your body slightly to the left, that's great. Make sure you can see past. Can you? Okay, now increase your speed. Then...
I know I haven't been the greatest in the world. In fact the word cunt springs rapidly to mind, but I haven't stooped to his level. Folks this is one of the few times recently I'm going to talk straight. Some wanker - big, fat, ugly, supposed to be my friend - tried to get with my girlfriend the other day because she was high and he felt he could take advantage of her. What a fucking cunt arsed motherfucking wanker. The tit, the ass grovelling, cock munching, butt pirate whose only source of mental pleasure is his mother who constantly told him he was thin so now he thinks he's a fucking sex God when really he weighs around twenty stone and has tits that rival some of the girls I've been with, (and I'm a boob guy!) tried to get with my girlfriend.
...Sink your shoulder straight into his ribs. Feel them crack under your hard strong bone. He will fall to the floor. You have done enough. In life you must maintain a level of control. You balanced the equation, never tip it over again. Never give someone a reason to equal the equation. Do just enough. But make sure it hurts. Once he's down walk away, and don't look back.
Well clearly he's not your friend.
ReplyDeleteAnd deserves a punch - or two, not just for trying to do the dirty on a mate but also for trying to take advantage of a girl, regardless of whether she was with anyone. Yeah - what a cunt.
And no doubt destined to be a lonely frustrated one. I don't know any females, apart from lesbians, who want to fuck someone with bigger tits then them.
Good grief you made sense.
No doubt normal (ever stranger) service will shortly be resumed.